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Date Posted: 01:35:42 08/31/01 Fri
Author: SMILNER
Subject: Re: My letter *must read*
In reply to: Son Of Smilner 's message, "My letter *must read*" on 01:30:01 08/31/01 Fri

Woo boy, looks like we gots some anger issues to work out here. Ill lay it out all simple like: This be some sort of IMPOSTER. thats right, a phony going around sullying the good rep of SMILNER. I aint putting up with that shit.

You know, i really hate those old ladies that got that lump of flab undertheir arms. youknow, right under the tricep, and it ripples twhen they jiggle their arms? cut that shit out. like literally cut it off or something. fuck.

where was i? oh yeah. i find these allegations that i have a house and family to be darn silly, me being asexual and all. damn, where am i gonna find time to be a daddy all living in a basement?

that and i cant standthe taste of blood. im more of a coffee man myself.

the SELF PROCLAIMED son of smilnerwas right on one thing though: when you see him, shoot him on sight. no progeny of mine could ever type that well anyway. my blood is the blood of RETARDS. proud retards, but retards nonetheless.





>Just for the people who don't understand this is not a
>letter from smilner but from the Self Proclaimed "Son
>Of Smilner".
>
>
>
>
>I am deeply hurt by your calling me a women hater. I
>am not. But I am a monster. I am the 'Son of Smilner.'
>I am a little brat.
>
>When father Smilner gets drunk he gets mean. He beats
>his family. Sometimes he ties me up to the back of the
>house. Other times he locks me in the garage. Smilner
>loves to drink blood.
>
>'Go out and kill,' commands father Smilner.
>
>'Behind our house some rest. Mostly young -- raped and
>slaughtered -- their blood drained -- just bones now.
>
>Papa Smilner keeps me locked in the attic too. I can't
>get out but I look out the attic window and watch the
>world go by.
>
>I feel like an outsider. I am on a different
>wavelength then everybody else -- programmed too kill.
>
>However, to stop me you must kill me. Attention all
>police: Shoot me first -- shoot to kill or else keep
>out of my way or you will die!
>
>Papa Smilner is old now. He needs some blood to
>preserve his youth. He has had too many heart attacks.
>'Ugh, me hot, it hurts, sonny boy.'
>
>I miss my pretty princess most of all. She's resting
>in our ladies house. But I'll see her soon.
>
>I am the 'Monster' -- 'Beelzebub' -- the chubby
>behemouth.
>
>I love to hunt. Prowling the streets looking for fair
>game -- tasty meat. The women of Rochester are The
>prettyist of all. It must be the water they drink. I
>live for the hunt -- my life. Blood for papa.
>
>Mr. Regar, sir, I don't want to kill anymore. No sir,
>no more but I must, 'honour thy father.'
>
>I want to make love to the world. I love people. I
>don't belong on earth. Return me to yahoos.
>
>To the people of Rochester, I love you. And I want to
>wish all of you a happy Life. May
>
>God bless you in this life and in the next.






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