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Date Posted: 21:23:04 08/11/01 Sat
Author: SMILNER
Subject: Re: pokey what the hell are you going to do with tadpoles
In reply to: john 's message, "pokey what the hell are you going to do with tadpoles" on 20:50:06 08/11/01 Sat

>you big bitch. i can see the flamming tables and the
>tumb tacks. What the fuck are you going to do with
>tadpoles. what shuve them up your ass. i think your a
>dumb chicken shit bitch. i think my cousin smilner can
>kick your ass anyday. You big bitch.

yo pokey, i didnt tell him to post that shit. i tried to expalin to him the spirituality and metaphysics and shit of tadpole fighting, but he aint grasping it. kids these days, cant appreciate a good tadpole match.

you know, since everyones listing to me now, i havent ranted in a while. you know what i hate? people get gunned down on the news, and they blame the guy that got shot. you know, a guy is in filling up on his gas at the station, gets blown away by some crazy, and they say that the victim is "in the wrong place at the wrong time." the wrong place at the wrong time?! where the hell do you go when YOURE low on gas? applebees? and i assume they think the guy in the army boots and fatigues with the AK is johnny on the spot. damn.

another thing: since the blue ninja seems to have a beef with my popularity round these parts, i challange him to a martial arts unconsciousness match on the nest SNS. of course thats only if that bitchs groin injury is healed enough. dont want him walkin around like hes been riding a horse or taking it in the ass. i know people may not think i know martial arts, what with being in a damn basement for 19 years, but i invented my own art. jeet smilner do.

since the commish seems to be shirking his duties as of late, i think ill make it my responsibility to annouce that the mud rastlin match is TENTATIVELY CANCELLED, since everyones favorite unpictured jobber JACKIE CHAN is moving to LA in a couple weeks. im sure our great commish, skinny mac, is enough of a genius to find a replacement. maybe our cheerleader can get in on it.

one more thing: my lava lamp is broken.

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  • Re: pokey what the hell are you going to do with tadpoles -- POKEY, 22:21:28 08/11/01 Sat
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