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Date Posted: 08:09:33 08/11/02 Sun
Author: Logan
Subject: Observations

Marriage changes passion...suddenly you're in bed with a relative.

I saw a woman wearing a sweat shirt with 'Guess' on it. I said, "Implants?"

If flying is so safe, why do they call the airport the terminal?

Shopping tip: You can get shoes for 85 cents at the bowling alley.

How come we choose from just two people to run for president and 50 For Miss America?

Snowmen fall from Heaven unassembled.

Every time I walk into a singles bar I can hear Mom's wise words: "Don't pick that up, you don't know where it's been!"

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