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Subject: I'll Never Understand the Mind of a Man


Author:
Lori S. Maynard
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Date Posted: 16:22:35 08/10/02 Sat
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I'll never understand the mind of a man
who can duct tape anything but can't work a VCR.
I'll never understand the mind of a man
who can strike up intelligent conversation with "My car..."

I'll never understand the mind of a man
who thinks anything pickled is a five star meal.
I'll never understand the mind of a man
who is convinced a papercut is something that never heals.

I'll never understand the mind of a man
who must disassemble anything electric.
I'll never understand the mind of a man
who views a bug zapper and Coors as hectic.

I'll never understand the mind of a man
who can go for days with without shaving
I'll never understand the mind of a man
who spanks himself for misbehaving.

I'll never understand the mind of a man
who can't go a day without being sarcastic.
I'll never understand the mind of a man
who thinks all farts are fantastic.

I'll never understand the mind of a man
who believes a bathroom is a fine library.
I'll never understand the mind of men...
but, who else would we ever marry?

ŠAugust 8, 2002 Lori S. Maynard

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Re: I'll Never Understand the Mind of a ManTed Yahraus21:03:22 08/10/02 Sat
Re: I'll Never Understand the Mind of a ManTracy Gelsleichter12:12:37 08/11/02 Sun


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