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Uncle Dick's Wacky Hunting Adventure

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James Brady

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Date Posted: 06:10:52 02/14/06 Tue
In reply to: Don Black 's message, "David Duke is a malignant narcissist" on 06:07:48 02/14/06 Tue

Uncle Dick's Wacky Hunting Adventure

If Dick Cheney had consulted Sarah Brady before his wild quail hunting safari last weekend, he would have known that firearms were dangerous. It was a lesson she learned the hard way when her husband was gunned down by Chuck Heston in 1981. But off the Great White Hunter went anyway, traipsing across the wilds of North Carolina like Ernest Bleeping Hemingway through the Serengeti, and several innocent quail paid the price for his ignorance.

In his crazed blood lust, Cheney (whose daughter is a lesbian) also wounded a fellow hunter, but never bothered to report the incident to Maureen Dowd. If the media covers the story with the rabid fervor of liberal hysteria it deserves, it has the potential to evolve into a scandal that can destroy Cheney�s 2008 White House bid, and will most suredly bode well for gun safety advocates like Al Gore and John Kerry. However, I�m going to wait for Ted Kennedy to weigh in on this whole issue before commenting any further.

The quail have been listed in critical yet stable condition at an undisclosed veterinary clinic, doing remarkably well considering they were just shot out of the sky by a sneering gorilla with an elephant gun. Volunteers from PETA are standing guard should Cheney make another attempt on their lives.

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