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Date Posted: 16:16:54 04/29/02 Mon
Author: ~Steve-o
Subject: Re: Enlightenment
In reply to: TechnoAtheist 's message, "Re: Enlightenment" on 13:50:19 04/29/02 Mon

>He stood before an ancient alter that held an
>ant, a lamp, and a sprig of wintergreen, and
>recognized them for what they are.

Carnac (holding envelope up to his forehead)
An ant, a lamp, and a sprig of wintergreen

Ed McMahon
An ant, a lamp, and a sprig of wintergreen

Carnac (tears open envelope)
What are three things George Dubya is constantly putting in his mouth?

Ed McMahon
Ho ho!

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