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Date Posted: 23:16:47 01/22/02 Tue
Author: ~Steve-o
Subject: Realizations

I realized several things today.

1. I realized that Voy has been updated to the new version, and "Contact Forum Admin" now sits where "Post New Message" used to sit. This goes a long way in explaining why all my new topic posts get Emailed to me.

2. I realized that, if Kiefer Sutherland can win a Golden Globe for 24, then my idea for 60 has a chance. See, I thought, if you take the drama and fast past action of 24, and combined it with the cool "bullet time" special effects of The Matrix, you can do a show that's so action-packed, each hour-long episode will cover only sixty seconds of the characters lives. The entire series will take place in one hour. It'll be a smash hit.

3. I realized that it's high time I came to grips with the fact that that the reason I continue to read 9 Chickweed Lane is because I'm physically attracted to both Edda and Juliette.

4. I've realized that, no matter how hard I may try, I'll never figure out how to make Hamburger Helper without the hamburger.

5. I realized that good clip-art, like good friends, should be stumbled upon, not chosen out of a lineup of thousands.

6. I realized that, even though I may be a bachelor, I really should have more than one chair in the apartment, especially since this one is broken.

7. I've come to realize that, "I can't, I have to wash my hair," is a poor excuse when delivered by a bald man.

8. I realized that the reason that watching my harddrive defrag seemed so much cooler when I was younger is that, when I was younger, my harddrive wasn't 40 gigs.

9. I've come to accept the fact that lollipops do not contain nicotine.

10. I've realized that sweetened, condensed milk is a poor, poor substitute for coffee creamer.

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