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Subject: Saw a kid get his hand stuck in a meat grinder.


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Ty
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Date Posted: 23:57:08 05/29/04 Sat

I think more kids should be forced to insert their hands into meat grinders. Makes a tasty snack and punishes at the same time. Teach those bastard kids what's what.

Kid:"You're not the boss of me!"

Parent:"OH? I'll bet the grinder says otherwise."

Kid: "Oh god, not again, the stub hasn't even fully healed from last time, I submit to your will oh master"

See how easy that was? Two problems solved at once. Hunger and justice. Now, if you'll excuse me, I've got some justice that's getting cold.

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Can't wait to get my hands on some of that tasty Claude BurgerDarkWolf13:30:49 05/30/04 Sun


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