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Subject: *feels sick* Author: Alia-chan [ Next Thread | Previous Thread | Next Message | Previous Message ] Date Posted: 06:22:26 10/12/03 Sun In reply to: . 's message, "." on 22:32:40 10/01/03 Wed > >How do you make a dead baby float? >Take your foot off of it's head. > >What's blue and thrashes about on the floor? >A baby playing in a plastic bag > >How many babies does it take to paint a house? >Depends how hard you throw them. > >How do you get 100 babies into a bucket? >With a blender > >What's more fun than stapling babies to a wall? >Ripping them off again. > >Why did the dead baby cross the road? >It was chained to a bumper [ Next Thread | Previous Thread | Next Message | Previous Message ]

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Subject Author Date You'd have better luck using nails, staples don't hold very well. Ty 00:15:23 03/08/04 Mon