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Subject: Hm, well you didnt kill yourself, and you decided to re-live the experience by telling us. I think you LIKED it.


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Will
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Date Posted: 19:48:56 03/27/03 Thu
In reply to: Your blinded neighbor 's message, "DIE YOU BASTARDS!!!!" on 15:57:19 03/27/03 Thu

>Ahhh god my eyes!!! I was walking around the streets
>one day counting the pricks on my street out of sheer
>boredom. When I come along this nice house I see
>something walking by that completely eradicates any
>hope of me ever finding appeal to the human anatomy.
>Some OLD saggy bastard walked by wearing a pack on
>Depends dragging his frickin rake along the ground
>scratching his ass. I first initiated to lop off my
>dick and nipples but I thought that would be to
>drastic. So I just took some hot wax and cheese grader
>to my eyes till I stopped seeing images of the old and
>retired.
>BASTARDS! By the way these had been not your ordinary
>Depends....earth safe....unless the giant leaf on his
>ass was the pot I wish I had been smoking when I
>caught a glimpse of hell
>End

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Hell, I just READ that and I wanna kill myself.Vejita19:25:12 03/28/03 Fri


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