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Subject: EEEEEEEED DA AXE Author: Plod the Plague Zombie [ Next Thread | Previous Thread | Next Message | Previous Message ] Date Posted: 07:53:26 10/25/01 Thu The group sat happily around the camp fire. They had journed many miles that day and hoped to make it to Yew before night fall tomorrow. With dinner just finished everyone was relaxing back while Kalas the bard was pulling out his lute to entertain everyone with a few songs. He stopped with the lute half out of his bag and tilted his head to the side listening. He turned to his compainions. "Hear that?" he asked A muttering of no and shaken heads was the groups response. "Exactly, everythings gone quiet and forest has gone silent." The group only had a second to reflect on this before a huge man crashed through the undergrowth and into the clearing. Kalas stood and started to welcome him to their camp when the man stepped forward into the light thrown from the fire. A single high pitched squeal was all that came from Kalas's mouth before he fainted dead away. What the rest of the group saw chilled them to the bone. This was no man wandering lost in the forest but death itself dragged out of a grave. He looked to be easily seven foot but was hard to tell as he was slouched over. His hands, hanging off arms that appeared un-naturally long, where more bone than flesh with long cruelly twisted nails. He was covered in a rotten robe, the original colour was impossible to tell but had now taken on a sickly green shade. His face was what had frozen the group, bits of rotting flesh hung off it and his jaw appeared loose almost to the point of falling off. He stood there for a moment scanning the group with his one and only eye then slowly a grin appeared on his face reveiling a mouthful of jagged broken teeth. "Dis id goood, plooood berry ungy an ow ploood ind tum fud ta et." He muttered through his flapping jaw whilst hefting the biggest axe any of them had seen. He lifted his head and screamed into the night. "EEEEEEDD DA AXE" and started forward on the group. This seemed to brake the trance on the group. Some just simply jumped up and ran off sceaming, most grapped weapons to fight the thing off while a few just sat there paralized with fear. In the end it was a slaughter, he waded through the group leaving dead men in his wake from mighty swings of his axe. He appeared to be totally immune to any wounds inflicted upon him and only stopped swinging when there was no one left breathing. "Ah dat wus gooood." He muttered. "Ow plooood et." With that he fell upon the bodies and gorged till he could eat no more. "ya dis uch etter dan taying in da kep alll da time. Plooood dink plooood gunna hab fun frum ow on." (Greatings. Just dropped in to let you know of a new undead guild I have just started. Flesh Eaters of Darkmoor (FED) will only be a small guild with propably 4-5 chars maxium. The guild has no true purpose at the moment outside of keeping their bellies full on the flesh of anyone unfortunet enough to meet up with them. I'd like to become involved in a war standing with all the rp guilds that follow the standard ToW. For the purpose of interacting and skurmising with anyone that is keen. Also like to make us available as baddies for any of the "Good" aligned guilds in any quests or senerios they might like to run. If the Guild Master could contact me on icq for a chat and see what we can work out. ICQ: 99349782. Thanks for your time and hope to hear from you soon.) Mr Plod Plague Zombie Flesh Eaters of Darkmoor [ Next Thread | Previous Thread | Next Message | Previous Message ]

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[> Subject: Re: EEEEEEEED DA AXE Author: Andric Lek-Sath [ Edit | View ] Date Posted: 19:06:13 10/25/01 Thu Exellent story ! Im sure my knights would happily kill you in a role play fashion. *smirk* *draws silver katana* Ill contact you soon about a waring. A web address for your guild would be good if you have one. [ Post a Reply to This Message ]

[> Subject: Re: EEEEEEEED DA AXE Author: Plod the Plague Zombie [ Edit | View ] Date Posted: 08:41:01 10/26/01 Fri Sorry no web page as yet, I'm completely useless with things like that. The Old Clan Darkmoor site had a plods picture and history onit. I'll see if I can track it down. Hope to hear from you soon. [ Post a Reply to This Message ]