Subject: Wakawakadodoyeah! |
Author: Maybe [ Edit | View ]
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Date Posted: 13:33:39 08/15/02 Thu
Yaaaaahhhhhhoooooooo!!! I am so...well, I don't know what I'm so, but whatever it is, I really am very it, and being whatever it is is absolutely delightful. So this is a nice happy message for all of you out there from ME--to make up for the previous one--and my teeth are doing just peachy and I have no real complaints at the moment. It's a wonder what a pain free life will do for your mood! There's this book sitting next to me called "Dogs and Demons: Tales from the dark side of Japan". And just when everyone thought Japan was such a nice place, too!, though Mom read it and said that the author was not entirely correct about some things and generalized a bit too much as well, though he was dead on with other things (she should know, too, having lived there awhile). But overall, I guess Japan isn't about to either collapse or start a world war, even though the title makes it sound that way. Nice to know, that. So, continuing, I would like to make an Announcement (as Bilbo once said). I just read through most of the messages that are on this message board and I have Realized Something. We Complain a hell of a lot, and we Play For Sympathy a hell of a lot. Not that there is anything wrong in general with complaining, but yeeesh! So I have Decided that after my last message, I have gotten out all the Complain-ing and Play For Sympathy-ing that anyone could possibly need to do in a Whole Year, and from now until next summer I am going to Shape Up. Then I shall give you a whole Boat Load of bitching and the process shall repeat itself. I probably shall not utilize capitals in a strange fashion until my next announcement occurs. Anyhoo, I can't think of anything else to tell you besides the fact that I ate eggs and cheese and pita bread for lunch, and oh yeah, three of the engines blew out and the plane went into a tail spin and everybody *died*. *smugly* Except fo' me. *singing* Cause I had my tray table up, and my seat back in the full upright position! Had my tray table up--uh yeah. Sorry about that! morgi introduced him to me and I haven't been the same since. Otherwise I would never ever ever go back to sleep! That's your horoscope for todaaaaay-ay-ay-ay-ay-ay, that's--Aawwkk! I shall never ever ev--I won't be able to write or speak a scentence again without the music popping into my head! It's wrong, I suppose, but it's also rather amusing in a way. Right now I've got a patched together chorus zooming it's way through the hampsters on their wheels that goes something like: Oh my, my, this here Anakin guy, drove the chevy to the levvy but the levvy was dry, and good old boys kissed their mommies goodbye, singing soon I'm gonna be a Jedi,(da du deh), Soon I'm gonna be a Jedi. It's so very, very wrong. Even the hampsters are shrieking in protest and threatening to remove from their wheels, and the hampsters in my brain can put up with a lot of strange things, and even come up with quite a few. Oh. I haven't aquainted you all with my hampsters or gerbils or what have you. I've decided that sice my brain does so many things without my approval or approbation or what ever, that not only is my brain not really under my jurisdiction, but it doesn't really even need me to help generate thought, which I always took as a given before. I guess since the hampsters are so violently protesting, I may have come up with the patched chorus on my own, which means that I do still have some control, even if what I produce isn't really a wonderful thing. I'm doomed. The hampsters produce irritating thoughts and I myself do. Is there no one I can blame? Yes! Joy! The she-Englishwoman comes! Oooooookay. You can blame that outburst on Mark Twain. At least my strangenesses vary people occasionally...There may yet be some hope for me that does not lie with drugs! Huah!
May
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- Oh, um, sorry, the line is actually more like "and oh yeah, three of the engines blew out and the plane went into a tail spin and crashed into a hill side and exploded in a giant fireball and everybody *died*". Love! (NT) -- Maybe, 07:16:39 08/17/02 Sat
- Would somebody please explain to me why I associate with you people? (NT) -- B-chan, 14:27:24 08/17/02 Sat
- Allusions, b-chan, it's all about the allusions, which are sort of like inside jokes for the intellectuals in our society. Where does one encounter this magical "intellectual community" anyway? They should all be corraled somewhere so I can find them and listen to their clever intellectual-speak. Then again, I have May here, so perhaps the nerd-herding need not take place. Good think Bridgette didn't have to smack anyone. *crawls under a table and shivers* That would be scarily, especially if she did it digitally. (NT) -- morgaisa, 18:23:53 08/27/02 Tue
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