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Date Posted: 18:26:27 07/09/01 Mon
Author: Oddfellow
Author Host/IP: cr448403-a.bloor1.on.wave.home.com / 24.156.35.48
Subject: Why did I suddenly tremble?
In reply to: Saint Faucet 's message, "Attack of the Z-files Bios" on 10:08:39 07/05/01 Thu

The Odd-files? *Meh*

Okay, bio... let's see if I can remember everything:

Code name: Agent O (Oddfellow)
Real name: Hildyard, Timothy Stewart
Nationality: Kiwi (New Zealander)
Blood Type: O
Height: 6'2"
Weight: 73 kg
Eye Color: Brown
Hair Color: Light Brown to Blonde
Age/Birthday: 19 / 30th August
Fighting Style: 6th Degree Blackbelt Master in Fly-Kwan-Do... and three Karate lessons in High School.
Weapon Preference: Dual Fly-Swatters
Favored hand (right/left/ambidextrous): I'm ambidextrous! ... But I suck when I write with me left hand... or shoot with my left hand... or throw... umm... Actually, I think I might be right-handed.
Unique talent: ... I have one? I think I'm just Odd. No, wait! I'm incredibly submissive to the CRAFT disease...
Short Biography: Having just finished a year of multimedia design, I got into designing webpages that featured complete crud on them. Using the time I had sitting down everyday, I became incredibly handy with my fly-swatters. One site which I made was a fake-military webpage that apparently caught the eye of a Secret Service Recruiter, who agreed to buy my design. After blatantly signing some contracts, I was kidnapped in the middle of my afternoon nap and taken to bootcamp. After 3 months of hard training, I finally broke into the General's Office to find out how I got into the Secret Service Army. However, after scourging through every document I could find, I only found a few pieces of paper that had signatures on them and stuff. All I know is, I accidentally sneezed on a couple, and the next day I was taken aside by a well-dressed man, cleaned up, given a suit, some first-class brand fly-swatters and sun-glasses. I've been here in the Z-files team since then. The pay kinda sucks, but we make up for it by stealing office supplies... and we don't even have offices.

I think that's about all... my brain is kinda melted right now...

:)

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