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Date Posted: 02:58:24 12/01/01 Sat
work....i don't like working, ah i work from 5:30am in the morning to 3:30pm every weekday, only thing is i get paid sooooooo well, i work at midfeild down here, some of the people there are mighty strange!!! i mean, they do the strangeset stuff, so i decided to do somthing as in, create a few rules to make the people at work go nuts..heh heh *grins*, and i have done every one of these thing, oh, and midfeild meat!!meat!!! i work on 246 domestic, weird???yes it is......
Rules to drive people crazy at work, and/or haveing fun!
*All music heard is for singing, do so very loudly and obnoxiously for the longest possible time, if somebody says "shut up!" simply retort with "not everybody has to be as miserable as you you know!" if not possble to sing..dance, and do so along with the song, if it is the song "blue" turn your knife around and mouth the words into the handle like it is a microphone, people find this funny and amuseing, continue this all day, or until they turn down the music
*Occasionaly make noises that sound like various animals, favorites are: Imatate a cow, there is always one heard, althouh we never know where from, wolves are fun several people are known for reply just as loud as you, Birds are fun as well a loud whooping call can echo if you tun around an do it into the emty beef side if asked weather this is a mateing call simply reply "yes" and smile whenever sombody replys to the person who asked you, sheep are fun, chickens is werd only a man named hos may do this beacasue he is very good at it.
*Throw objects at people, when they turn around to see the offender simply act as if nothing happened, if they throw somthign back at you, turn around and give them a glare as if to say "why did you do that?"
*If jack or andrew walks by stare at them until they are far away, this results in them stareing back, a good compition is to see if you can out-stare them while doing your job at the same time
*Whenever around a person new to the workplace who has no knives constantly twirl them as if you really know what your doing, aslo if they are watching you sharpen them on your steel so fast your hand is a blur, doing this , along with dipping your knife in the steriliser then peering closely at the blade and felling it with your fingertips makes you look as if you are actually a good worker who know how to use them, even if you for real know nothjing about them
*think of somthing funny that made you laugh for ages, laugh and giggle to yourself as if you found somthing funy, whenever people ask you what is so funny simply say nothing and kaugh harder, the longer you do this the funnier it gets so you get to laugh alot
*pretend to lick your hand
*whenever you see somthing particularly groos, piont it out and make a loud ewwwwwwww, if this does not get a reaction say to the person next to you "ohhhhhh yum!!"
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