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Subject: Blonde Jokes!!! Author: Aslania [ Next Thread | Previous Thread | Next Message | Previous Message ] Date Posted: 00:24:46 11/22/01 Thu OK Here goes, There where these three girls a blonde , bernette, and a red head. they were diving out in the middle of no where and all of a sudden their car breaks down and they can't fix it! so they decide to spit up to look for help. The bernette grabs all the water, and the red head grabs all the food. they go off on their way. the blonde being a blonde geos over and asks," why ar you taking all the water?" the bernette says," in case i get thirsty i can take a drink." "oh" says the blonde, "makes scince" she goes over to the red head and asks," why do you have all the food?" the red head said," in case i get hungry" the blonde says, " ok that makes scince" so the blode goes over to the car and rips the car door off and goes off on her way. the bernette and red head look at each other in confusion. they go over to the blonde and ask,"why do you have the car door?" The blonde replies," In case i get hot i can roll the window down!" [ Next Thread | Previous Thread | Next Message | Previous Message ]

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Subject Author Date Hey! I resemble that blonde remark! (NT) Sholanna 00:51:27 11/22/01 Thu look in to see what you call a smart blonde Telemain 01:29:59 11/22/01 Thu actually, Im a honey-blond, but the way I heard that one (im an aggie too) is three AGGIES were doing that. (NT) -- Saketip, 18:34:23 11/22/01 Thu *laughs* ive got dark brown hair. (NT) -- furrtil, 17:30:40 11/24/01 Sat LOL! I'm a dark brown. :) (NT) Longlegs 02:16:13 11/23/01 Fri Im dark brown with orange flecks (NT) Lancepaw 17:29:10 11/23/01 Fri