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Subject: You might be...

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Date Posted: 01:35:04 09/03/01 Mon

YOU MIGHT BE A PAGEANT MOM IF .....

1. You have time to get your child's hair touched up but not yours.
2. You know the difference between the 3 major types of rhinestones and when to use each.
3. You keep a spare tube of E6000 in your purse.
4. You know the difference between a crown and a tiara.
5. You know Troy and Micheal's last names.
6. You have a pageant budget.
7. You have ever borrowed makeup from the 'pageant case'.
8. Your husband no longer has a tackle box, because you really needed those neat compartments for makeup.
9. You own hairspray that has an industrial warning on it.
10. You say the word pageant at least 10 times a day.

YOU MIGHT BE A PAGEANT QUEEN IF .....

1. You know what a fall is.
2. You pose for snapshots.
3. You have ever won swimsuit competetion thanks to glue.
4. You know what Preparation H is really good for.
5. You can sleep in rollers.
6. You have had to store trophies to make room for new ones.
7. Your name has been on at least 5 message boards.
8. Miss Congeniality is your favorite movie.
9. People say you look like a Barbie.
10. You do pretty feet standing in line at Wal-Mart.

YOU MIGHT BE A PAGEANT DIRECTOR IF.....

1. Your ear has ever hurt from the telephone.
2. You bought a copier for pageant forms, because it's less expensive than having copies made.
3. You had to have a room built on to your house for awards.
4. Your husband no longer checks the mail or answers the phone when its pageant time again.
5. You dread checking the message boards after your pageants.
6. You know the UPS drivers by name.
7. You go shopping for your self and find pageant gifts.
8. You keep a scratch pad in your purse to write addresses down of people you meet at Wal-Mart.
9. You have ever sat up until 3 a.m. finishing a program book.
10. You know the differnce between pageant and hobby.

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