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Date Posted: 22:29:06 11/12/02 Tue
Author: Sean Aikman
Subject: The ode to the idiot...yes thats you Little J

~~Scene opens. Aikman can be seen sitting on a bar stool in a local bar. The TV is replaying Little J's reply. Aikman is drinking a cold beer laughing. Aikman tunrs the stool around and begins to speak into the camera~~

Aikman:(Trying to catch his breath from laughing so hard) Ya know little J Aikman was gonna keep this whole thing as plain and simple as he could. But you just had to go and cross the line. J before you come out here again and try to be LL cool J. Go back to school and learn how to read and write. Your reply should make the idiot of the week reel. You have got to slow down and think before you speak boy. You say that Aikman is wet behind the ears. That maybe so but it is only because your mamma couldn't handle the tounge power of Aikman and she got her jucies all over the fucking place. She loves this cock. Why don't you go home tonight and ask her. Now let Aikman say this who in the hell do you think you are saying your the best there is. If that were true why would my first match be against you. I would think for my first match the prez would put me up against some lowlife retarded jobber who has one half of the tag team gold. Wait a second they did and his name is Little J. As far as I can see there aren't that many tag teams in this fed. So you really can't claim to be the best at anything you do. Aikman could beat you and your brother at the same time for the Tag Team belts. That is how confident Aikman is on beating your stupid ass.

~~Aikman walks back to the bar and gets another beer he pops the top and takes a big chug. Then begins to speak again~~

Aikman: Aikman talks about himself the way he does. It doesn't really matter if you like it or not. Now when Aikman threw himself into the tables earlier it wasn't to show you how stupid I was it was to show you what a real man can do. Because if Aikman is right our match Saturday night is a Tables match with a little twist. Plus Aikman just wanted to show you that it is gonna take a whole lot more than a few tables to take him out. J you can try to speak all you want about Aikman. We all know you have trouble with complete sentences so like Aikman said next time slow down and take your time and you might make a little bit more sense. Because Aikman doesn't think there is one person in this fed who speaks idiot. This is just Aikman opinion, He doesn't want you to make a bigger ass out of yourself than you already have. At this point and time this is where Aikman would say something about the Forgoten Fall but he has had one too many tonight so fuck it.

~~Aikman turns and heads for the door. As he walks outside there are two guys standing in the parking lot. They are both wearing Damage Inc shirts. They both walk up to him and start to run their mouths~~

Guy 1: You must be that Aikman guy who is fighting Little J on Saturday.

Aikman: Yeah and what of it?

Guy 2: So you are the little queer Little J was talking about tonight?

Aikman: Aikman is the guy he was talking about. Besides did you not just hear me.

~~Before the next guy can get the words out of his mouth Aikman punches him right between the eyes. Guy 2 runs towards Aikman. Aikman ducks and back body drops him onto a car. Guy 1 gets back up Aikman hits him with a boot to the face. He picks the guy up with a reverse Jackhammer and slams him down on the asphalt. Guy 2 gets back up Aikman ducks a punch. Grabs the guy by the back of his neck and throws him right into a car window. Aikman still standing looks at both of them and smiles. He then turns to the camera ~~

Aikman: This is preveiw number two for you J. If Aikman will do this to two of your fans just think if it is possible for you to do so. I want you to think about what is gonna happen to you on Saturday night. Oh and that little Reverse Jackhammer you just saw that is what your gonna take aka The Forgoten Fall!!!!

~~Aikman walks to his car and gets inside. He peels out of the parking lot as the screen fades out~~

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