VoyForums
[ Show ]
Support VoyForums
[ Shrink ]
VoyForums Announcement: Programming and providing support for this service has been a labor of love since 1997. We are one of the few services online who values our users' privacy, and have never sold your information. We have even fought hard to defend your privacy in legal cases; however, we've done it with almost no financial support -- paying out of pocket to continue providing the service. Due to the issues imposed on us by advertisers, we also stopped hosting most ads on the forums many years ago. We hope you appreciate our efforts.

Show your support by donating any amount. (Note: We are still technically a for-profit company, so your contribution is not tax-deductible.) PayPal Acct: Feedback:

Donate to VoyForums (PayPal):

Login ] [ Contact Forum Admin ] [ Main index ] [ Post a new message ] [ Search | Check update time | Archives: 1234[5]6 ]
Subject: 自稱小籠包的一團麵粉


Author:
店小二
[ Next Thread | Previous Thread | Next Message | Previous Message ]
Date Posted: 02:49:07 06/27/01 Wed
In reply to: 只回應一次。 's message, "唔岩level" on 22:12:40 06/26/01 Tue

這當然不是詩,否則那小二升小三後變了桌椅,如今又變了『只回應一次』,小學畢業前很可能已變成糞便的可憐的同學寫的也可能是詩了。小二的同學雖變化多端,看穿了還不是小學畢業的模樣。店小二什麼名字沒有聽過?小時候看武俠小說那些叫什麼『打遍天下無敵手廣州小霸王』之類,早已耳熟能詳了,所以最近那些十多廿個字以句子作名稱的也嚇不倒他,不過有一個例外,有人叫做『什麼什麼,太可怕了』,可怕吧!

店小二也略懂英文,知道Level 的意思,是程度吧!是級數吧!放著國文不用,嚇唬人嗎?店小二本來就不懂詩,作詩的程度當然不夠啊!不是說先發怒的就輸嗎?店小二第一次上來就遭人用幾種語言招呼了。

店小二雖不懂詩,但也懂一個人應有的態度,至少不會厚著臉皮,拿著一團麵粉對人說:『跟據模糊派烹飪,這可以是任何東西,當然可以是小籠包。』因為店小二知道,既然模糊,就什麼也不是。店小二更不會對人說:『隔壁老正興賣的是小籠包,我賣的是小籠包,你賣的卻不是小籠包!』因為店小二不敢濫竽充數,更不敢借別人之名來抬高自己。

店小二不過路過而已,回應不回應又有何干!但可憐的小朋友,何必玷污這吐露港邊的胡扯小區,使之成為後巷的洗手間?義廉啊!

[ Next Thread | Previous Thread | Next Message | Previous Message ]

Replies:
Subject Author Date
那麼, 你又在吵什麼進來, 我跟你說05:09:06 06/27/01 Wed


Post a message:
This forum requires an account to post.
[ Create Account ]
[ Login ]
[ Contact Forum Admin ]


Forum timezone: GMT-8
VF Version: 3.00b, ConfDB:
Before posting please read our privacy policy.
VoyForums(tm) is a Free Service from Voyager Info-Systems.
Copyright © 1998-2019 Voyager Info-Systems. All Rights Reserved.