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Date Posted: 08:03:39 06/26/00 Mon
Author: Ken
Subject: Hick Towns R US

"Hick Towns R US" would like to induct the town of Newman Illinois for their valiant efforts to rid themselves of the cult vermine known as Jehovah's Witnesses. The latest tactic developed, was employed upon a truck driver with 3 children who had broken his finger and could not perform the duties of loading and unloading, hookup and unhookup at the terminals. This landed him at home where the authorities could finally catch up with him. Seems the man had traded his truck in for a riding mower that quit working. Not receiving a disability check to date, he could not repair the mower, so the town showed up with it's own machinery and only fined him $100 for mowing his yard.
Hooray, Newman !
Not only is he short on disability but he is also lacking a settlement from a trucking company in Pennsylvania, responsible for an accident that broke his back in 2 places and punctured a lung with broken ribs, thus leaving him even more vulnerable to the difficulties of poverty. Oh, but certainly he must be an opportunist that is merely trying to sponge off of the system and drive our insurance rates up anyway .
Here's 2 U, Newman!
And please put the $100 in the collection plate of the church of your choice this Sunday, thanking "The LORD" for allowing you the opportunity to crush a family of such ill repute.

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