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Date Posted: 12:59:00 03/01/00 Wed
Author: carbonplague
Subject: 3rd annal tractor pull of SC #4

I hadn't seen this queen, this Angel or demon of the night in what seemed like A eons. So I decided to attend one of the greatest most intellectual events and entertaining activities, a tractor pull. In the middle of a particularly interesting pull, I decided I needed more beer, and who do I bump into in line. Angela, at least, thats what she told me was her name. She said she once again needed my help, and apologized for the earlier episodes, she said her planet was dying, and only I could save it. Me, an overweight redneck hick form SC, save a world??? She went on to say, that there are others like her all around, and that unless her planet could be saved, that her sisters would take over out planet and all earth men would be their slave. She asked, with those beautiful, and full lips of hers, batting her eyelids slightly, and touching me around my back, my lower back and drawing me close to her. I felt very patriotic at this time. And agreed to help her, purely, because it was the right thing to do. After all. Everyone needs a helping, umm hmm hand every once in a while.

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