Redneckronomican 6 of a Continuing Saga -- SC Singles and Freaks

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Date Posted: 13:31:29 11/30/01 Fri
Author: carbonplague
Subject: Redneckronomican 6 of a Continuing Saga

Spinning out of the darkness, from darkness she came, from darkness she returned. I opened my eyes and I was still in my trailer park home, but somehow, everything was eerily different. My tv set was portraying static-zz shh came the sound emitting from its speakers. Evidently, WWF had gone off, and I had fallen asleep. Perhaps everything that I thought had happened was just a dream, a silly dream. I looked at my watch, it was almost time for work. Perhaps the beans I ate had helped create the illusion. I put on my uniform, and prepared for a hard day in the sewers. I was a septic tank man. My new job, first day, septic engineer here. My first day went fairly well, my boss said I learned quickly. I had to work with another fella that day. A guy named Willie, or some shit. Willie was cool, but he was suspect, -he didn�t like wrestling and actually had the nerve to tell me it was fake. The argument went on for most of the day, as he was going over the complicated procedure for pumping out portable toilets. Willie and I pulled back into the lot, the trucks tires made a weird hiss, and we were ready to clock out. I clocked out, and got into my Caddy for the ride home. Damn, just remembered it is policy to shower before leaving, ohh well, I have some Speed Stick here somewhere. This is when it happened. I saw a flash of light, and the light consumed my car. I felt a tingling in my body, it was almost erotic-I saw visions, I saw her, then I looked down at my crotch, a wire lay smoldering in my lap-my radio was shorting out, damn Spark O Matic, wish I had my 8 Track back. The weird sensations below my belt continued for about another 10 minutes, after looking at my Hustler Mag-for well, I don�t know how long, I started the Caddy and headed off for home again. Thirty minutes later, I pulled into my trailer park home on Skivy Drive. I opened my door, walked straight to the fridge, grabbed a beer and sat down.

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