VoyForums
[ Show ]
Support VoyForums
[ Shrink ]
VoyForums Announcement: Programming and providing support for this service has been a labor of love since 1997. We are one of the few services online who values our users' privacy, and have never sold your information. We have even fought hard to defend your privacy in legal cases; however, we've done it with almost no financial support -- paying out of pocket to continue providing the service. Due to the issues imposed on us by advertisers, we also stopped hosting most ads on the forums many years ago. We hope you appreciate our efforts.

Show your support by donating any amount. (Note: We are still technically a for-profit company, so your contribution is not tax-deductible.) PayPal Acct: Feedback:

Donate to VoyForums (PayPal):

Login ] [ Main index ] [ Post a new message ] [ Search | Check update time | Archives: 12[3] ]


[ Next Thread | Previous Thread | Next Message | Previous Message ]

Date Posted: 16:17:09 03/15/00 Wed
Author: Vanilladog
Subject: I am a total freak and I am not really human at all

I am from a planet far from here. In fact, it is so far from here that I have no idea where the hell it is! My body composition is mostly crystalline alkalai. I drink amonia with my dinner. My dinner is usually a big pile of iron oxide---that's rust to you earthlings! I urinate gasoline, which is probably the only reason that your government tolerates my presence on your puny planet. Don't ask me what I crap out, because it is beyond your comprehension, and you are not ready to experience the reality of cold fusion yet. Advance some more, puny humans, and one day I will allow you to play with my poop! :)

[ Next Thread | Previous Thread | Next Message | Previous Message ]


Replies:


Post a message:
This forum requires an account to post.
[ Create Account ]
[ Login ]

Forum timezone: GMT-8
VF Version: 3.00b, ConfDB:
Before posting please read our privacy policy.
VoyForums(tm) is a Free Service from Voyager Info-Systems.
Copyright © 1998-2019 Voyager Info-Systems. All Rights Reserved.