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Subject: The Whole F***ing Show

Author:
Rob Van Dam

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Date Posted: 13:20:31 08/11/01 Sat

*The people in the crowd are awaiting the arrival of the first wrestler to join XPW. Then the XPW prez, Shane'o'mac comes on the titantron.
Shane: I would like to introduce the first wrestler to join the XPW, he takes himself to extreme limits and gives EXTREME a new meaning, ROB VAN DAM. The crowd go wild as Rob Van Dam comes down to the ring and taunts on the turnbuckle shouting "I am the Whole Fucking Show. RVD gets a microphone and starts to talk.*

CROWD: ECW!!!ECW!!!ECW!!!
RVD: I am back and I will take this fed to new EXTREME heights. I came here because I was told that this fed was extreme and I think it will be when it gets started. Now I understand that there is going to be an Extreme tournament to crown a champion. Well you can count me in. I am EXTREMEEEEEE!!! and deserve to be crowned because I am extreme. To win this tournament I will jump from Ladders, balconies, hit people with chairs and burst them open.

Enough about the tournament...I would like to offer an open challenge for when this fed has started to anyone who thinks they can be more extreme than the Whole Fucking Show. A person that can match the Van Daminator, someone who can match the Van Terminator and someone who has the athletic ability to fly through the air and hit the five star frog splash. More importantly, someone who has the balls to face RVD!!!!I may be the first in this fed but in matches I will always be the last man standing. So reply if u can face the challenge. That's all I gotta say about that.

*RVD puts the mic down then climbs the turnbuckle and taunts then leaves the ring and goes backstage.*

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