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Date Posted: 17:23:08 09/12/13 Thu
Author: Babu Baboon
Subject: Re: This is great!!!
In reply to: mh 's message, "Re: This is great!!!" on 21:25:10 09/11/13 Wed

>
>>
>>I was going after the Soylent Green sponsorship, but
>>they wouldn't tell me what the secret ingredient was
>>so I gave them a pass. Farmer Vincent has a pig right
>>there on the can, so we know we can trust him!
>
>yes that is correct baboon, we can trust him! don't
>rock
>the damn boat! is it 100% pig? I dunno. as farmer
>vincent
>says, "meat is meat and a man's gotta eat!"
>
>so if there's some reindeer or ant-eater in there,
>that's practically in the pig family. that reminds
>me, a couple of our interns are missing. they went
>out to smalltown to pick up some more t-shirts &
>never returned. they probably got cushy jobs as
>bellhops at
>the 'motel hello" and are probably pounding down plates
>of farmer vincent's bbq right now! who can blame them,
>the place is a damn paradise
>
>oh, and those damn soylent
>green guys creep me out.
>you lost like three interns every time you went to
>see those people! why the hell do they have to hire
>our interns out from under us! i don't get why
>people like those green triskets so much. anyway,
>keep yer bbq-ing apron handy this weekend. farmer
>vincent wants to have you and the family down so
>he can teach you how to smoke some meat! i hope
>our small but loyal audience made up of transients,
>lurkers, and the unemployable continue to order
>lots of t-shirts and sausage. damn, we could sure
>use jesse about now. the kid had lots of taste
>
> >src="http://gilagreen.files.wordpress.com/2010/06/funny
>-graphs-ingredients-of.gif">

I'm not much of a bbq-er, so I sent my buddy, Tommy, down there. He's the one who works the grill at all our gatherings. Farmer Vincent must be teaching him a lot because I haven't heard from him in a while. I tried to call Tommy, but either he's not answering. Strange. Tommy's not normally that rude.

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