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Date Posted: 09:29:48 07/22/02 Mon
Author: Loogie
Subject: State Mottos

State Mottos for 2002...


Alabama: Smarter than Arkansas

Alaska: 11,623 Eskimos Can't be Wrong

Arizona: But It's a Dry Heat

Arkansas: Litterasy Ain't Everthing

California: As Seen on TV

Colorado: If You Don't Ski, Don't Bother

Connecticut: Like Massachusetts, Only Dirtier and With Less Character

Delaware: We Really Do Like the Chemicals in Our Water

Florida: Yes, We Are Still Counting

Georgia: We Put the "Fun" in Fundamentalist Extremism

Hawaii: Haka Tiki Mou Sha'ami Leeki Toru (Death to Mainland Scum, But Leave Your Money)

Idaho: More Than Just Potatoes. Well Okay, We're Not, But The Potatoes Are Real Good

Illinois: Please Don't Pronounce the "S"

Indiana: 2 Billion Years Tidal Wave Free

Iowa: We Do Amazing Things With Corn

Kansas: First of the Rectangle States

Kentucky: 5 Million People; 15 Last Names

Louisiana: We're Not All Drunk Cajun Wackos

Maine: We're Really Cold, But We Have Cheap Lobster

Maryland: A Thinking Man's Delaware

Massachusetts: Our Taxes Are Lower Than Sweden's

Michigan: First Line of Defense From the C anadians

Minnesota: 10,000 Lakes and 10 Trillion Mosquitoes

Mississippi: Come Feel Better About Your Own State

Missouri: Your Federal Flood Relief Tax Dollars at Work

Montana: Land of the Big Sky, the Unabomber, and Right-Wing Crazies

Nebraska: Ask About Our State Motto Contest

Nevada: Working Ladies and Poker

New Hampshire: Go Away and Leave Us Alone

New Jersey: Ya Wanna ##$%##! Motto? I Got Yer ##$%##! Motto Right Here!

New Mexico: Lizards Make Excellent Pets

New York: You Have the Right to Remain Silent, You Have the Right to an Attorney...

North Carolina: Tobacco is a Vegetable

North Dakota: We Really are One of the 50 States

Ohio: We Wish We Were In Michigan

Oklahoma: Like the Play, Only No Singing

Oregon: Spotted Owl... It's What's For Dinner

Pennsylvania: Cook With Coal

Rhode Island: We're Not Really An Island

South Carolina: Remember the Civil War? We Didn't Surrender!

South Dakota: Closer Than North Dakota

Tennessee: The Educashun State

Texas: Si' Hablo Ingles (Yes, I speak English)

Utah: Our Jesus Is Better Than Your Je sus

Vermont: Yep

Virginia: Who Says Government Stiffs and Slackjaw Yokels Don't Mix?

Washington: Help! We're Overrun By Rain, Nerds and Slackers!

Washington, D.C.: Wanna Be Mayor?

West Virginia: One Big Happy Family -- Really

Wisconsin: Eat Cheese or Die

Wyoming: Wynot?

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