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Date Posted: 19:06:42 08/02/02 Fri
Author: Harpo
Subject: Cheese Sacrifice
In reply to: machismo 's message, "July 29th is Cheese Sacrifice Purchase Day" on 01:25:58 07/29/02 Mon

Yea, verily I say unto you, "go out into thine Hy-Vee and purchase the largest hunk of cheese there. Take thy cheese to the top of Mount Arrarat. There you will make sacrifice unto me by cleaving thine cheese with thy holy cheese grater. Grateth not the Meunster. Eat, drink, and be merry. Be not afraid, for I am the Living Gouda. I am the whey, the cream and the rind. The Mozzerella and the Colby. Whosoever eateth of me shall have stinky breath and windy buttocks for ever and ever." Thus sayeth the Lard. A-men.

-the Book of Gouda 3:15-20

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