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Date Posted: 09:21:11 11/02/01 Fri
Author: harpodoll
Subject: Re: The Name Game - eerily accurate!
In reply to: twizmo 's message, "The Name Game" on 04:24:31 10/24/01 Wed

HARPODOLL

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From the Celtic root meaning "Ugly Brute"
(wow... how did thwy know i'm scottish?)
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Characteristics
harpodoll does terrible things to small animals with staplers. (!!!!!!)

Personality
harpodoll is whiny and intrusive.
(ok i'll fess up.)

Natural
harpodoll 's gene-pool needs more chlorine.
(he's just jealous cuz' i'm scottish.)

Emotional
harpodoll is a pathetic loser.
(...and proud of it!)

Character
harpodoll runs from commitment.
(run, harpo, run!)

Physical
harpodoll brushes their teeth with chedder cheese.
(you know me and cheese.... YUM!)

Mental
harpodoll just might bite.
(duh... i ALWAYS bite.)

Motivation
harpodoll will do anything for sex
(i thought that was obvious.)


(on the whole, it's no magic 8-ball, but it's WAY more accurate than a tarot reading!)

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