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Date Posted: 09:29:34 11/02/01 Fri
Author: Hharpo Burr
Subject: Re: Finish The Sentences-amended
In reply to: mo 's message, "Finish The Sentences" on 01:38:13 10/27/01 Sat

You didn't think of me when Christmas came, or my Birthday, you bastard! I challenge you to a stapler duel! (slaps me across my cheek)

It's been way too long since I've held one of these babys in my hands, you said, feeling the heft of your staplegun.

You aren't the only one with a stapler! (i said, twirling mine around my index finger)

Running away with a stapler in your hand, I sense my opportunity.

Bang bang, the stapler reported in the clear morning air!

Show me your hands, yellowbelly! Do you give up?

Does it all really matter, you said, with your dying breath, and I regretted having to kill you like this... but the rules of a stapler duel are quite clear... we fight to the death!


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