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Date Posted: 10:48:20 03/07/00 Tue
Author: Brad Culver
Author Host/IP: tacks-isdn.mailbox.co.uk / 195.82.118.80
Subject: Hardcore Title

Chemical Smile by Everclear starts Blaring out of the speakers and the crowd start cheering and stomping there feet. The arena is going wild, and then, Brad Culver runs into the ring holding a microphone.

Brad: Hello, Cpt. Howdy. You think you can endure pain!?! You think you can endure pain!?! You strut around burning yourself alive and slitting your wrist like you were immortal. And just because you can do that makes you think you can win the hardcore title. Just because you can stand a couple flesh wounds? Flesh wounds aren’t pain. Pain will be when I give you and Xtreme chairshot and then Hard Hitter your ass! That will be pain. No tiny little flame can amount to the damage I can do in a hardcore ring. YOU WILL FALL!!! You will not win, you will not pass go, you will not collect 100 dollars! Hurricane, when I’m done with you you’ll be wearing your shirt on back to front so you don’t look so funny with your head screwed on backwards! So Hurricane if you first name is Hurricane and your middle name is Hardcore, what’s your last name? Hanna? Harold? Hanson? You tell me not to make you laugh. You DO make me laugh. You think I, want to be, you!?! You wish. I’ve seen a million of you come and go, all with the same attitude and the same lines. Trust me I prefer to be independent and have a mind of my own, not a collective one. Besides if I did want to be you I’d do a lot better job of it. But, unfortunately I don’t. Your gimmick, is not all that wonderful. As for Punisher, I like your style, your gutsy, you have a better chance of getting the title then Hurricane Harold or Cpt. Howdy. You can go far. Don’t change your gimmick. You’ll beat Hurricane any day. Trust me. But mess with the best and fall like the rest.

Chemical smile comes on and the crowd starts screaming! Then Brad leaves the ring.

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