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Date Posted: 08:07:49 03/08/00 Wed
Author: PUSHERMAN
Author Host/IP: nola-bravo.entergy.com / 148.127.68.10
Subject: WHAT IN THE FUCK IS GOING ON HERE

THE LIGHTS GO OUT
ITS PITCH BLACK
All of a sudden "The Man Right Here " by Mystical starts playing on the sound system , and the arena if covered with a black light . As the light brightens everyone and every thing , the spotlights find a man walking thru the stands towards the ring . Everyone in the arena is looking at this man . No one knows whats going on . Not the ring announcer , the time keeper , the promoter , the ref , the other wrestlers or anyone . NOW , this mysterious man wearing jeans , timberland workboots ,a long white tommy hilfiger polo, and a leather backpack is halfway to the RING AREA !!!! WAIT HE HAS STOPPED IN THE MIDDLE OF THE STANDS - LOOKS AROUND AT THE CROWD - REACHES INTO A POCKET ON HIS BACKPACK , AND PULLS OUT A BAG OF WEED AND A JOINT _ PULLS A MICROPHONE OUT OF HIS BAG ( crowd is starting to cheer ) AND SCREAMS "" IS (name of city ) READY TO GET HIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIGH !!!!!!!!!! WITH ........... THE PUSHERMAN !!!!!!!!! ( CROWD GOES NUTS AND WILD AND STARTS CHANTING " PUSHER .. PUSHER .. PUSHER ....... )

{ PUSHERMAN MAKES HIS WAY TO THE RING WAVING A BAG OF WEED AND A JOINT AND GETS IN .... AND STARTS TO SPEAK : )

PUSHERMAN : First of all I , YOUR PUSHERMAN , would loke to apologize to each and everyone that bought a ticket to this show tonight . YES I APOLOGIZE !! I APOLOGIZE FOR NOT BEING HERE and causing you to have to suffer thru a sonof a bitch named HURRICANE , a jack ass named PUNISHER , and a strait up FAGGOT named CAPT. CRUNCH ( CROWD LAUGHS ) and Little Bradley CULVER ,... talking about how hardcore you are . Well the PUSHERMAN has a little something to say about that !! FUCK ALL OF YALL !!!! YOU 4 are about as hardcore as a rained out gay pride parade and if you ever get in MY face talking that bull shit ill beat al 4 of your asses , pile u up in 1 big nasty heap , pout gass all over your asses , pull out a joint , light that mutha fucka up and tosss the match at ya on the 3rd PUFF . AND im DONE talking BOUT you bitch ass punks for one night !!!!!!!!!!

{{ PULLS OUT A JOINT AND LIGHTS IT ( CROWD CHEERS LOUDER THAN EVER ) }

PUSHERMAN : { PUFF< PUFF< PUFF } NOW lets talk about what will be the PUSHERMANS 1st match her in NACW . THE BATTLE ROYAL . NOW from what i hear , the PRESZ is one stupid asshole around here and couldnt put together a good show if his sorry little life depended on it. Well dont worry folks , because i gaurentee this show will " GETT YOU HIIIIIIIIIIIIIIG H !!! Because yours truly is going to be one of the participants , and i hope im the first one in , that way every single "ATHLETE ( LOL ) here can go ahead and get their first ass whippin by THE PUSHER and when i celebrate , i dont celebrate alone . I reach into my bag , ROLL UP A SPLIFFF , SPLIT IT WITH THE FANNNNNNNNNNNS !!!!!!!!!AND WE CAN GET HIGH ALLLLLLLLLLLLL NIGHT LONG
{ PUSHER LEAVES }

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