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Date Posted: 10:27:46 03/15/00 Wed
Author: Dangerous Dan
Author Host/IP: nat194.116.mpoweredpc.net / 142.177.194.116
Subject: To EVERYONE in the Cruiserweight Tourament, and to Johnny "Daredevil" Williams




*The scene opens up in New York City, New York. It is a nice classy restaurant. The NACW camera man sits at a table when he spots Dangerous Dan over at another table. Danny has his hair all slicked back and wears a black and white dress suite. Danny is looking at the menu as the french waiter stands by him. Danny mubels something and the waiter takes his menu and walks away. Danny then folds his hands on the table and looks around the restaurant. The NACW camera man picks up the camera and walks over to Danny. Hhe doesn't say a word. He just sits at Danny's booth and films him. Danny stares at the man and says.......*


Dangerous Dan: You got a f*cking problem?


NACW Camera man: Danny, I'am from the NACW! I'm here to take a Interview!


Dangerous Dan:...........Yeah..........but did I request this interview?


NACW Camera man:......welll...aahh....welll nottt......


Dangerous Dan: Yaaaa, welll, nottt, get the hell outta here pal.


*The NACW Camera man puts a embarressed look on his face and gets up to walk away. But then Danny says*


Dangerous Dan: WO WAIT.......wait one second.....sit down......


*The cameraman sits down*


Dangerous Dan: I just remembered.......I do have a few things to say! First off, my attention goes to that pickeld face little pear, Johnny 'Daredevil' Williams. Listen here Johnny, I looked you over, and the only Daredevil thing I seen about you is that you have enough guts to walk around with that hair cut! See John, I'am in the Cruiserweight Tourament. And so are you.....and this means, to advance, I'll have to kick your ass from here to Ingonish! Now I really have no problem with you! Your face kinda pisses me off, but hey, nobody's perfect......except for me! So you can bet your bottom dollar that on Showdown there will be a showdown. Because Supreme Sexy Dangerous Dan will be laying the boots all over your body! And when you here the 1-2-3 and the ding ding ding. Just look up at old Double D and you'll see me with my arm raised!


Dangerous Dan: Now as far as all those other pin heads go. I'am ready to plow through all of you for the NACW Cruiserweight Title! So if anyone has a problem with me. Just let me know. And I'll make sure I get back to ya!


*All of a sudden, the waiter brings Danny his food. It's a Chicken Stir fry and then the waiter opens a Moosehead beer and puts it beside the food. He then walks away.*


Dangerous Dan: Ok, I'm done I'm going to eat now. Beat it.


*The NACW camera man gets up and walks away. The cameraman goes back to his table and clicks off the camera because he's going to order. The scene ends*

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