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Date Posted: 14:33:54 03/15/00 Wed
Author: THE PUSHERMAN
Author Host/IP: nola-bravo.entergy.com / 148.127.68.10
Subject: CAPT. HOWDY

THE LIGHTS GO OUT
THE MAN RIGHT HERE by MYSTICAL plays loud
and the crowd searches for THE PUSHERMAN as he makes his way thru the stadium to the ramp and into the ring and makes his rounds to all 4 turnbuckles then grabs a michophone .


PUSHER : Is ( name of town ) READDDDDDDDY TO GET HIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIGH .... WITH the PUSHERMAN ( CROWD GOES NUTS AND CHANTS PUSHER!!! PUSHER !!!! PUSHER !!!!........

{ pusher proceedes to reach into his "DOPE SACK " and pulls out the Hardcore belt )

PUSHERMAN : Now first i want to tell alllll the little PUSHERS out there that i did some thing verry verry wrong the other night . I stole something from someone .. And im truly sorry for doing that ( crowd goes " AWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW " ) IT was wrong of me to do that and im soooo sorry for setting such a bad example for all my future PUSHERS and i promise to make things right with Captian HOOOOTER ( crowd laughs )

{PUSHER LEAVES THE BELT IN THE MIDDLE OF THE RING AND GETS OUT }

{ PUSHER STARTS WALKING UP THE RAMP TO THE JUMBO VIDEO TRON )

PUSHER : { pulls out a bottle } Now i plan to make this allllll right and i plan on doing it tonight !!! pulls out a JOINT AND STICKS IT IN HIS MOUTH ( crowd starts chanting ) cause I have to set a good example for the kids ( crowd laughs and cheers )( stuffs a soiled rag into the bottle ) and lights his joint ( CROWD IS POPPIN ) . NOW Captn . HE HE ( laughter ) tonight at showdown , its gonna be you and me in this ring for pessesion of that belt . Well ( puffs ) YOU talk about a bag of tricks well heres a trick for yo PUNK ASS { PUSHER LIGHTS THE BOTTLE BOMB AND LIKE A QUATERBACK TOSSES IT 50 yards to the center of the ring where it explodes {{{{{{{{{ BOOOOOOM }}}}}}}}}}} ) I DONT GIVE A DAMN ABOUT THIS BELT OR YOU !!!!! YOU WANT A PIECE OF ME YOU GOT IT HOE < AND YOU CAN BTING ya little bag of tricks , STICKS , BRICKS but you beter have a first aid kit CAUSE i DONT give A #@$# if your name is Captn. HOOTER, HOWDY , PICARD , Kirk or Kangaroo ----- TONIGHT im gonna PUT MY FOOT SO DEEP UP YOUR ASS YOULL BE BLOWING SHOESTRING SNOT FOR THE REST OF YOUR LIFE . AND when u burn faggot well all use the flame to light our joints and get HGIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIER than a MUTHA F@#$ER !!!!!! ALL NIGHT LONG


{ PUSHER LEAVES AND THE RING BURNS }

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