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Date Posted: 18:04:43 03/04/00 Sat
Author: Fat Tony
Author Host/IP: proxy1-external.potlnd1.or.home.com / 24.4.254.136
Subject: Brad Culvar and Battle Royal

{The scene opens at a house show sere Fat Tony is scoping out talent with his manager, the Piazone.}

FAT TONY::with Italian accent:: Hello, welcome to life. Im from the Italain Distrit of New York, and I can kick some ass. I and my Piazone are scoping out compation. See, come Mayhem, I shally become the first ever NACW world champion. I will elimanate man, after man, after man until, finally I'm the only one left in the ring. Fat Tony, myself, the leader of all Italains from New York, and the MOB, will destroy all of you. I will nail you with the Italain Plunge and toos you over the top like nothing. I will have no trouble beating you people. I have decided to defend the world title, wich I will win come Meyhem, at Showdown against a man I don't like for personal reasons, Brad Calvur. I will destroy you in a Bar Room Brawl and obliviate everybody's doubts about the MOBster from Italain District NY, and I will riegn supreme as world champion. Take it my Piazone.

PIAZONE::with Italian accent::Yes, Fat Tony, he will desroy a you a. A you a all will a fall to a Fat Tony a. Tony will a destroy a you all a. Bard a Calvur a, you shall a fall victim a as the first a man a to lose a to a Fat Tony a in a, a singles match a. You a will all fall a victim a in a time a, anyway...a!!! That's a all a folks a.

FAT TONY::with Italian accent::That's right. I will a destroy you all!!!

{Fat Tony walks off into the streets of New York.}



OOC-I don't know if Italian's really say "a" after every other word, and I apolagize if I affended anybody a.

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