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Date Posted: 00:52:56 03/19/00 Sun
Author: Brad Culver
Author Host/IP: tacks-isdn.mailbox.co.uk / 195.82.118.80
Subject: Typhoid girly

Then camera comes into a Slipknot concert. Slipknot are playing Wait and Bleed and Brad is mosh pittin'. The camera gets closer to him and he spins around faces the camera directly.

Brad: Crap! What the hell!?! How do you guys always find us?
I'm a concert. How much do you get paid to follow us?

Mikey Lynch: $200 a day.

Brad: I shall say it again. Crap!

Mikey Lynch: O.k.... Well I've got to know. Do you have anything to say to Typhoid Mary after what she said about you?

Brad: Certainly do. You know girly, I didn't say I was going to give you a chairshot to scare you. If I only wanted to scare you I'd look you in the face and you would turn and run! I said I was going to give you and Xtreme chairshot because I am! You want to challenge my decision? That your choice, but I will knock you out. Oh, by, the by, why don't you want to tell good old Mikey about those red ants? Oh, I think he really wants to hear.

Mikey giggles.

Brad: You think you can make you look more macho by carrying a bat and hitting unarmed men and scaring camera men!?! It just shows how sad, how stupid, how non-threatening you are. You want a hardcore match? You got a hardcore match. But if you get what you want. I get what I want. I want a hardcore barbed wire match. And I know the next thing your going to say is:
Oh, you think a hardcore barbed wire match can scare me?
And you know what I'm going say back to you? I'm going to say:
No. Actually I didn't say it to scare you. I said it because I knew I can beat you in it.

Mikey: Um, Brad I was actually hoping that you were going to have some pay girls over, So, um can we?

Brad: No, but if we did I'm sure Typhoid would come along with her friends, and her co-workers.

Brad turns to walk away, and then stops and turns back.

Brad: Oh yeah. The Drew Barrymore thing. Actually I fantasise about Courtney Cox. I only chose Drew Barrymore because her's was the name I pulled out of the hat. The hat filled with the names of all the many super models who can kick your ass and get more guys than you. You are right about one thing though. Come Monday my future will be set in stone. And my future is to kick your red ant filled ass!!

Brad Turns away and continues mosh pitting.

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