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Date Posted: 13:09:58 03/22/00 Wed
Author: Brad Culver
Author Host/IP: tacks-isdn.mailbox.co.uk / 195.82.118.80
Subject: Dear nHp, Cpt. Howdy and Dragon

Chemical Smile By Everclear start to come from the PA system. and the crowd erupts as Brad Culver comes out.

Brad: Hello! It’s me! Brad Culver! and I’ve got something to say about your new hardcore posse. You apparently think that your gods. You walk around noses up in the air. To stupid and arrogant to see that that fluffy white cloud up there that you are sitting on is going to pop. And then All of you, Daredevil, Hurricane and Storm are all going to fall down from the sky and hit the ground and that will be the end of the nHp’s short boring and uninteresting life. Hurricane I’ll beat you down using a chair or the steel steps or a 2x4, but it doesn’t matter what I use, you’ll be down and out. This match will show as nothing more than one more dull tally on your long list of lost matches. Johnny “Daredevil” Williams I’ll beat you take your Cruiserweight belt, I’ll knock you down with a Hard Hitter. And if I’m not mistaken Dragon might be my opponent. Chances are he will be because daredevil is just to small and insignificant. Well Dragon if I face you the match will be the same except Hurricane won’t interfere in our match. I’ll hrad hitter you just like I would Hard Hitter Daredevil. Hurricane you are doomed to experience terrible pain, whether you win or lose, you will experience pain, because you and e are in a No DQ match and ‘m the king of the hardcore ring, the Big Bad V.I.P.

Brad lower the mike as the crowd starts chanting: V.I.P. V.I.P. V.I.P.

Brad: And know Cpt. Howdy. You are struttin' your stuff, talkin’ macho, and showin’ what you got. Or, trying to at least. For you ain’t got no stuff, you ain’t macho and you ain’t got nothin’. Correction, you have one thing. One thing that I want. The Hardcore Belt to be exact. And I think you, and I should have a little match for that belt. And since you aren’t defending any time soon lets have it a Pay Per View! And since you’ve been saying that ratings go up when matches are hardcore, how about this: your belt on the line, in a hardcore barbed wire fire match! Let’s see who wants to watch that, and let’s see if that’s hardcore enough to raise ratings! Let’s see who wins that match. ‘Cause, it seems since I lost my championship belt, you think your the king! You wish. The truth is, I own these rings, I own this sport, I own you, but most importantly, I own this fed second to only one man. And that’s the man, Prez. Corey “The Cooker” Cookson!

Chemical smile by Everclear comes onto the PA system as Brad Culver leave the ring to cheers and whoops.

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