Subject:  Morning all and MORNING FUNNIES...have a good day! :) |
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Date Posted: Tuesday, June 24, 10:05:48am
I was wondering if anyone has actually made it through the SSD and/or the SSI process with approval... you can email me if you want... i am wondering what you sent in and how it went... trying to make sure i have given him all the information i can find.
MORNING FUNNIES>>>>>
Mick appeared on "Who Wants To Be A Millionaire" and towards the end of the program had already won $500,000. "You've done very well so far," said the show's presenter, "but for $1 million you've only got one lifeline left - phone a friend.
Everything is riding on this question......will you go for it?" "Sure," said Mick. "I'll have a go!" "OK. The question is: which of the following birds does NOT build it's own nest?
(a) Robin,
(b) Sparrow,
(c) cuckoo,
or (d) thrush."
"I haven't got a clue," said Mick, "so I'll use my last lifeline and phone my friend Paddy back home in Come-Bye-Chance" Mick called up his mate, told him the circumstances and repeated the question to him.
"Hell, Mick!" cried Paddy. "Dat's simple......it's a cuckoo."
"Are you sure, Paddy?" asked Mick. "I'm sure."
Mick hung up the phone and told the TV presenter, "I'll go with cuckoo as my answer." "Is that your final answer?" asked the host. "Dat it is, Sir."
There was a long, long pause, then the presenter screamed, "Cuckoo is the correct answer! Mick, you've won $1 million!"
The next night, Mick invited Paddy to their local pub to buy him a drink. "Tell me, Paddy? How in God's name did you know it was the cuckoo that doesn't build it's own nest? I mean you know all about birds."
"For damn's sake!" laughed Paddy. "Everybody knows a cuckoo lives in a clock!"
Smiles and hugs!!
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