Subject:  Jokes - thanks to Charlotte for these! |
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Tess
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Date Posted: Saturday, June 28, 08:34:32pm
A little girl became restless as the preacher's Sunday sermon dragged on and on. Finally, she leaned over to her mother and whispered, "Mommy, if we give him the money now, will he let us go?"
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A police recruit was asked during the exam, "What would you do if you had to arrest your own mother? "He said, "Call for backup."
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A Sunday school teacher asked the children just before she dismissed them to go to church, "And why is it necessary to be quiet in church?
"Annie replied, "Because people are sleeping."
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Two boys were walking home from Sunday school after hearing strong preaching on the devil. One said to the other, "What do you think about all this Satan stuff?" The other boy replied, "Well, you know how Santa Claus turned out. It's probably just your dad."
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Attending a wedding for the first time, a little girl whispered to her mother, "Why is the bride dressed in white?" Because white is the color of happiness, and today is the happiest day of her life. "The child thought about this for a moment, then said, "So why is the groom wearing black?"
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