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Happy Monday! A grin to start the week off...

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Tess

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Date Posted: Monday, July 28, 10:32:49am

Hmmmmm......LOL

You Know You Are a Bad Cook when...

- You use the smoke alarm as a cooking timer.

- You consider it a culinary success if the Pop-Tart stays in one piece.

- Your dog goes to the neighbors' to eat.

- Your family buys Alka Seltzer and Capacitate in bulk.

- when you barbecue, two of your kids hold water guns and the third stands ready by the phone with 911 on speed-dial.

- Your family automatically heads for the dinner table every time they hear a fire truck siren.

- The E.P.A. insists that all your garbage cans be marked with biohazard symbols.

- Your microwave display reads "TILT!"

- Your two best recipes are meat loaf and apple pie, but your dinner guests can't tell which is which.

- Your pie filling bubbles over and eats the enamel off the bottom of the oven.

- You've used three boxes of scouring pads and a bottle of Drano and a crowbar, and that macaroni and cheese still won't let go of the pan.

- Pest control companies keep pestering you for your recipes.

- You make tuna noodle surprise and the surprise is that it glows in the dark and melts the silverware.

- Your family prays AFTER they eat!

Personally, I like the Tilt, tuna surprise, and the two recipe ones...hehehe

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Re: Happy Monday! A grin to start the week off...	Niki	Monday, July 28, 03:06:46pm