Subject:  Funnies.... hope this does not offend... it was cute :) |
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Amy
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Date Posted: Tuesday, June 17, 09:57:18am
An old cowboy dressed to kill with a cowboy shirt, hat, jeans, spurs
and chaps went to a bar and ordered a drink.
As he sat there sipping his whiskey, a young lady sat down next to him. After
she ordered her drink she turned to the cowboy and asked him,
"Are you a real cowboy?"
The cowboy replied, "Well, I have spent my whole life on the ranch,
herding cows, breaking horses, mending fences, I guess I am." After a short
while he asked her what she was.
She replied, "I've never been on a ranch so I'm not a cowboy, but I
am a lesbian. I spend my whole day thinking about women. As soon as I get
up in the morning I think of women, when I eat, work, watch TV, everything
seems to make me think of women."
A short while later she left and the cowboy ordered another drink.
A couple sat down next to him and asked, "Are you a real cowboy?"
He replied, "I always thought I was, but I just found out that I'm
probably a lesbian."
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Always do sober what you said you'd do drunk. That will teach you to keep your mouth shut. *** Ernest Hemmingway.
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LOL... from a man --- lmao --- this is just too funny --- sounds like my dad! :)
Since birth, I have been confronted with many things that I can not do. There was the incident of my childhood, when I tried to climb a tree and ended up with a broken femur bone and 14 stitches above my eye. Of course who can forget the time in the eighth grade when I tried to get an A in biology by seducing my teacher. I mean lets face it, what were the chances that someone could resist my animal sexuality and charm. I am still not sure what went wrong there. But, yesterday was the scariest example of my limitations. I can not cook! I don't know how, and I don't know why but I managed cause a small explosion in my kitchen. I panicked! I started hopping around like a pregnant kangaroo. Finally, picked up the whole pot and threw it on the lawn. Next time I think of cooking, I am just going to do something I know I can do, like watch TV.
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Have an awesome day!!
Amy=)
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