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Date Posted: 01:20:47 10/02/03 Thu
Author: Vive la France !!!
Subject: ROSBIF HYGIENE

Hey you stupid Unitedstatish. Most of you never went to the Useless Kweendom of Small Britshit & French Ireland, did you? Well, before packing your baggage & fly to that stinking, microscopic, muslim island, read this urgently & think about it twice !!!
It is very rare, but some rosbifs do have a bathroom, just for decorative purpose >>> they are very reluctant to use it... But wait, pinch your nose first, & prepare for the rest. When you have a look at rosbif bathtubs, you'll inevitably notice that THERE IS NO SHOWER !!!. Yes !!!! NO SHOWER AT ALL !!! Then you may wonder how the hell they're doing to wash their uncleaned, stinking butts & their sperm-overspilling mouths? Well, I warned you. Take a deep breath & please forgive me in advance for telling you this atrocious bit of stinking truth... One single morning every two weeks (around 11am, you know, they don't wake up very early) Mummy Hairy Brokenteeth Rosbif fills the bathtub with non-drinking, yellowish water until the bathtub is full. It takes a long time cause those 3rd-world rosbifs still don't know what a single-unit faucet can be... There's a faucet for yellow cold water & another one for yellow hot water. Once the bathtub is full, Mummy Hairy Brokenteeth Rosbif calls her dog & plunges it into the bath. Once the dog is clean, MUMMY HAIRY BROKENTEETH ROSBIF KEEPS THE DIRTY WATER & calls Daddy Sissy Noteeth Rosbif. This horribly malodouring creature then dives into the piss-like, yellow water & start to polish his asshole with THE ONLY SOAP BAR AVAILABLE FOR THE WHOLE 15-ROSBIF FAMILY !!! Then, after just a 12-second "wash", Daddy Sissy Noteeth Rosbif calls his young 14yo girl (he just fucked before) for her to have a "bath". The girl is the only member of the rosbif family to be slightly familiar with French fashion & beauty products. In Elle mag's last issue, she's seen a French shower that makes water fall like spring rain at your best convenience. She was so fascinated by French taste & technology that she decided (what a miracle) to imitate French civilisation. Do you know what this kind of typical young rosbif girl has to do to have a shower? No, you don't!!! Are you sitting comfortably? Here's the answer: THEY SLIT AN EVIAN WATER BOTTLE INTO TWO PIECES, FILL THE BIGGEST PIECE WITH YELLOW WATER & SPLASH IT ONTO THEIR HEADS !!!!
No kidding! I swear it's true.

Now if you don't want to cancel your trip to the Useless Kweendom of Small Britfuck & French Ireland, be prepared to bathe in others' dirty water & have no shower.

I've warned you.

Good luck.

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