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LATEST ANSWERS GIVEN BY YOUESSANS POLLED
QUESTIONS ASKED	ANSWERED "YES" (in %)	ANSWERED "NO" (in %)	COULDN'T or WOULDN'T ANSWER (in %)
*do you think you are intelligent ?*	3	29	68
*do you think you are stupid ?*	63	3	34
*does the sun orbit the earth ?*	98	1	1
*is Madrid the capital of Italy ?*	88	1	11
*are you fat ?*	92	2	6
*have you ever seen Santa Klaus ?*	59	3	38
*is there anyone dumber than yourself in your family ?*	4	60	36
*is Jacques Chirac the current president of the youessey ?*	43	4	53
*is Kate Bush the current president of the youessey ?*	79	1	20
*is George Washington the current president of the youessey ?*	98	0	2
*is Jacques Chirac the current vice-president of the youessey ?*	81	1	18
*is George II The Appointed an insignificant, brainwashed rightard who was selected by the supreme joke to replace his demented, pig-sounding father ?*	100	0	0
*do they speak Dutch with a Korean accent in Slovenia ?*	90	1	9
*do you apologise to France ?*	100	0	0
*do you love France ?*	100	0	0
*do you envy France ?*	100	0	0
*do you speak English ?*	5	35	60
*can you speak English ?*	8	20	72
do you contemplate plastic surgery to enhance your IQ up to a two-digit level ?	39	2	59
*are you prepared to try amputation to lose weight ?*	41	4	55
Read carefully. A bear, a dolphin & a crocodile are chatting about their plans for the next holidays. "My family plan to go to the north pole. You know: big furs...", says the bear. "Well, you know, with our flippers I think we'll go to the Pacific ocean", says the dolphin. Says the crocodile: "You know, my wife has a big mouth & so have my kids. My own mouth is even bigger. That's why we'll spend our holidays in the youessey". have you understood the joke ?	2	84	14
*would you appreciate to try to understand a similar joke ?*	42	2	56
Read carefully. A bear, a dolphin & a hippo are chatting about their plans for the next holidays. "My family plan to go to the north pole. You know: big furs...", says the bear. "Well, you know, with our flippers I think we'll go to the Pacific ocean", says the dolphin. Says the hippo: "You know, I am so fat, I look terrribly ugly, I stink, I am such a fucking dumb retard and I love to wallow in the mud. That's why I'm going to spend my holidays in Florida". have you understood the joke ?	12	48	40
*did you know that the youessans are hippos' perfect doubles ?*	77	4	19
*do you know why ?*	1	95	4
*do you want to know why ?*	99	1	0
Read carefully. Because the youessans, too, have fat bodies, they, too, have very small legs & they, too, have big mouthes. have you understood the joke ?	0	78	22

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