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Subject: 超好笑的新聞

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Date Posted: 17:09:57 05/05/09 Tue

2009/05/05 09:54)

國際中心／綜合報導

新加坡發生一起離奇的「偷情斷根」事件。一名女秘書跟老闆有染，日前她在車內替男方口交，沒想到一輛貨車倒車撞上，突如其來的衝擊讓她受到驚嚇，結果牙根一咬竟把老闆的陰莖咬斷。

根據當地媒體報導，這起「車禍」發生在東海岸公園停車場，一名老闆搞上已婚女秘書，2人下班後去幽會，沒想到正當2人在車內親熱時，一輛貨車要倒退駛出停車場，卻失控撞上老闆的轎車，衣衫不整的女秘書就「禍從口出」。

這對偷情男女更沒想到，其實兩人已經被女秘書丈夫所雇用的私家偵探所監視，偵探看到這起血淋淋的慘劇，趕緊打電話叫救護車，並且向女方丈夫回報狀況。

報導說，女秘書丈夫趕到現場憤怒不已，不過女秘書看到老闆受到重傷，也顧不了丈夫，趕緊撿起老闆的「鳥」火速趕往醫院。偵探接受媒體訪問時指出，他並不清楚偷情男子的生殖器接合手術是否成功，不過僱主已經決定離婚。

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