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Subject: 我走後庭花

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Date Posted: 10:36:53 02/26/08 Tue

晚上去農安街一家PUB喝酒，邂逅一名正妹。
聊沒兩三句話，我們無形中達成協議，攜手至MOTEL做愛。
吹完喇叭，準備提槍上陣。
此時，正妹竟然表示，前門抽送十分鐘後，希望我走後庭花。
而且還強調，最好不戴套，這樣她才能噴糞與潮吹！

為了保護小弟弟,只好拿根筆先試插.
試插3分鐘後,正妹竟說不爽.
只好拿根香蕉誏她爽10分鐘.
還好香蕉沒爛,正妹走前還耍求下次再來.
回去時塔計程車.司機說還沒吃飯.
順手把香蕉留在車上.....

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