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Subject: 為什麼要娶外籍新娘


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Date Posted: 19:35:35 01/01/07 Mon

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大家新年快樂


35萬多個男人去婜外籍的原因(蠻好笑ㄉ)

根據統計目前外籍新娘在台人數共有356,648人!
那就是說有35萬多個男人去婜外籍的!

以下或許是他們要去婜的原因吧!

找外籍新娘時 :女人看男人臉色!
找台灣新娘時:男人看女人臉色!

找外籍新娘時:女人一字排開讓你選!
找台灣新娘時 :沒的選,只能被選!

外籍新娘:老公你好棒喔!一個月可以賺三萬耶!
台灣新娘 :你這無三小路用的傢伙! 一個月才賺三萬!

外籍新娘: 老公要吃什麼?老婆去煮!
台灣新娘: (不會煮飯)死鬼,幾點了還不去煮飯!

外籍新娘:老公帶我去超市,夜市逛逛!
台灣新娘 :老公帶我去日本、美國逛逛!

外籍新娘:老公我生日時,我要蛋糕!
台灣新娘 :老公我生日時,我要鑽戒!

外籍新娘:有飯有一個青菜就可以吃了 !
台灣新娘 :只有飯和一個青菜怎麼吃?

外籍新娘 :老公買這個皮包給我好不好?(100元 )
台灣新娘:老公買這個皮包給我好不好? (LV...3萬元)

外籍新娘 :老公...我想要一個腳踏車!
台灣新娘:老公 .....我想要一部車!

外籍新娘 :我工作一個月有1萬5就可以了!
台灣新娘:我不想工作 ,你養我吧!

外籍新娘 :老公帶我去夜市吃60元的火鍋!
台灣新娘: 老公帶我去吃500元吃到飽的!

外籍新娘 :有空時打掃,整理家裡!
台灣新娘:(什麼都不做)......

外籍新娘 : (任勞任怨)
台灣新娘 :做一點點工作就喊辛苦,抱怨東抱怨西!

外籍新娘: (作什麼事都先問一下老公)
台灣新娘 :老娘作什麼,還要先跟你報告嗎?

外籍新娘:(在祖國生活條件差,能適應辛苦的生活!)
台灣新娘 :(從小嬌生慣養, 做點事情就覺得辛苦了!)


有誰可以反駁外籍新娘的!?

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