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Re: 關於"口蹄疫"的笑話..

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寶貝華華

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Date Posted: 11:36:21 05/23/02 Thu
In reply to: 灰小狼 's message, "Re: 文章欣賞---雪人" on 06:35:18 05/23/02 Thu

>>>>連這種常識都不知道
>>>>還當醫官？
>>>ㄜ~粉多醫官速那鍋獸醫企轉認的勒
>>
>>呵呵!! 專治小狼的嗎?
>ㄜ~偶才不要勒~
>會得口蹄疫ㄡ

口蹄疫是如何傳染的
很久很久以前,有一頭很可愛,很可愛的豬
在鄉間小道散步時,忽然發現樹下有一顆掉下來的apple
由於牠太可愛,太可愛了,認為食物是不可以浪費的.....
尤其是有很多蒼蠅在那裡飛來飛去的爭著要吃
於是,於是,牠就奮不顧身的咬起那顆快發酵的apple,
所謂"一時的快感;終生的遺憾".....
這頭可愛的豬在過了幾天之後,豬嘴嘴開始發炎了.....
牠心想,媽媽說過,身上有傷口時不可以去抓.....
於是,傷口漸漸的結疤了.....
可是,可是.....傷口還是很癢很癢.....
可愛的豬便用牠的小前蹄去抓豬嘴嘴.....
"一時的快感;終生的遺憾:又發生了.....
可愛豬的小前蹄也發炎了.....
忍耐不住腳腳的癢,可愛豬又用牠的後蹄來抓前蹄
"一時的快感;終生的遺憾"不斷發生.....
幾天後,另外一頭可愛的豬看見了牠的同伴如此痛苦
便好心的為牠抓一抓癢.....
"一時的雞婆;終生的遺憾"首次發生.....
結果,這頭可愛的豬,前蹄也發炎了.....
忍不住地就用舌頭去舔一舔傷口.....
"一時的快感;終生的遺憾"成為豬兒們永遠的痛......
好心的豬不斷的增加,
"一時的雞婆;終生的遺憾"也不斷的發生在豬兒們的身上.....
這件事情已經造成許多豬的遺憾
所以請大家要認清幾個事情.....
1.別在路上亂拾東西吃
2.傷口沒好之前,別去抓
3.不要太雞婆

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Re: 關於"口蹄疫"的笑話..	No name	09:46:51 05/24/02 Fri
Re: 關於"口蹄疫"的笑話.. -- 寶貝華華, 10:54:10 05/25/02 Sat