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Subject: {轉貼}數來寶----泡妞記----


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Date Posted: 08:06:44 07/27/02 Sat

春嬌春嬌美嬌娘,勝過我家老婆娘,
妳的外表真芬芳,令我動情心慌慌,
妳的內在靜如霜,高貴典雅又端莊,
帥哥美女應成雙,如膠似漆若鴛鴦,
雖然往昔是新郎,如今仍是帥男郎,
但是雄風仍興旺,通宵持久包舒暢,
認識妳是我希望,認識妳是我盼望,
妳可當作我二房,妳可當作我偏房,
已婚男人威而剛,經驗豐富免法章,
未婚女子是嬌娘,需要經驗來幫忙,
有我志明包妳爽,我會體貼讓妳躺,
晚春情事心最癢,晚春邂逅我最想,
男人情話最芬香,男人情史最風光,
妳說我是情人王,花言巧語騙心房,
妳說我是多情王,處處留情楚留香,
妳說我的皮在癢,竟然賞我一巴掌,
我是情聖不還掌,但是內心卻很爽,
一掌打在我臉上,令我心花又怒放,
妳要告我大色狼,輕浮調戲美姑娘,
老婆要我話端詳,罰我禁足尿桶扛,
從此在家睡書房,不准偷心臉變黃。

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