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Subject: 又有笑話ㄌ~ㄏㄏㄏ


Author:
灰小狼
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Date Posted: 06:29:54 02/25/03 Tue

有一天,某甲[高學歷的]去應徵工作:老闆:你希望有什麼待遇呀?

某甲:我希望薪資50,000,一年有一個月的時間公司用公費讓我出國, 而且公司用公費讓我租房屋。

老闆:我給你薪資80,000,一年三個月的時間出國,公司送你一棟房子。
某甲:那麼好,你該不會是在跟我開玩笑的吧??
老闆:是你先跟我開玩笑的啊
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話說有一對很有錢的年輕夫婦,家裡請了一堆管家,司機,女佣等.....
而女主人總是懷疑丈夫和年輕美貌的女佣有染
於是總是想找機會把女佣給fire掉
女主人:「你燒的菜實在太難吃了,我要請你走路,等等把東西收一收滾吧 !」
女佣:「可是,先生總是說我菜煮得菜比你好•」
女主人頓時妒火攻心,啞口無言,只好說沒事,妳下去吧!
正當女佣走到門口時,
女佣回頭冒了一句:「而且我的床上工夫也比你好!」
女主人頓時憤恕的拍桌子說:「這也是先生說的嗎?」
女佣驕傲的說:「不是....是司機,園丁他們說的•」
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在XX國中裡有一次的作文題目是這樣的
"需包含生活,玄疑,數學,憤怒。"
考試結束,大家都花了半小時以上,卻發現
有一位同學只用了一分鐘就寫完了!
他的答案就是.....
"一覺醒來,不見了兩顆門牙,馬的!!是誰幹的!"
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老師叫我們以文言文造句格式是"
.........之謂.........
.........之謂.......
.........之謂....
.........之謂.....
此四者...............也"

於是有人就造......
愛......之謂......菜心
愛......之謂......脆瓜
愛......之謂......麵筋
愛......之謂......土豆
此四者稀飯之必備也.....
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Re: 再加一則吧..^0^..寶貝華華21:20:59 02/25/03 Tue
更好笑滴~san07:43:04 02/26/03 Wed


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