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Subject: 笑話..^0^..


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寶貝華華
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Date Posted: 09:10:32 04/11/02 Thu

•人生的心情

人生總有許多心情,一時難以描述,哎.....就從放個屁來說?

為難:在擁擠的電梯想放屁
幸運:在屁出來之前,其他人都下電梯了
高興:電梯只有自己一人,輕鬆自在的放一個屁
後悔:太臭了,連自己都忍受不了
羞愧:臭味消散之前,有人上電梯
痛苦:電梯只有自己和另一個人,那個人放了一個更臭的屁
鬱悶:放屁的那個人裝作若無其事
孤獨:放屁的人先下了電梯,自己獨自忍受屁臭
委屈:屁兒沒散盡之前,又有人上電梯
鬱忿:跟媽媽上電梯的孩子指著我說:媽媽,他放屁。
崩潰:媽媽告訴孩子:總有不自愛的人!

•夭壽ㄚ榮

有一天,阿榮上台北辦事,晚上就到一家旅館投宿。
阿榮就叫旅館媽媽桑來說:媽媽桑借問一下,妳這有沒有小姐?

媽媽桑就連忙說:有有有............
於是她就把旗下所有小姐叫進來讓阿榮挑。

阿榮看了看就挑其中一個陪宿,晚上就跟他嘿咻嘿咻後
問他要多少錢一晚,小姐說1晚3千元,

阿榮就說:妳服務真周到,我給妳1萬元好了。

小姐覺得真是遇到貴人了,
就跟他說如果明天有需要可以打0920******給她。
隔天阿榮又叫那小姐來,

她就比昨天更賣力的服務阿榮,阿榮又給她一萬元。
小姐就問他要住幾天,
阿榮說住3天啦,第三天也麻煩妳服務一下。

第3天小姐就粉的開心更賣力的服務下去,阿榮依然給了他一萬元。

那小姐收了前後不禁嘆息說:
很久沒遇到像你那麼好的人客了,對啦,先生是從哪裡來的?

阿榮就說:阮係台南關廟來的啦...

小姐說這麼巧唷,阮也是那裡人唷,你該不會是上田村的人吧?

阿榮就說是阿是阿我就住村尾阿!
小姐說那離我家很近耶,那你上台北作什麼阿?

阿榮就說:沒什麼啦,妳阿母託阮拿3萬元給妳啦!

聽完小姐就昏過去了!

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