NOBODY F*CKEN TALKS ABOUT LAILA AND GETS AWAY WITH IT! -- EIW roleplay Pit

[ Show ]

Support VoyForums

[ Shrink ]

VoyForums Announcement: Programming and providing support for this service has been a labor of love since 1997. We are one of the few services online who values our users' privacy, and have never sold your information. We have even fought hard to defend your privacy in legal cases; however, we've done it with almost no financial support -- paying out of pocket to continue providing the service. Due to the issues imposed on us by advertisers, we also stopped hosting most ads on the forums many years ago. We hope you appreciate our efforts.

Show your support by donating any amount. (Note: We are still technically a for-profit company, so your contribution is not tax-deductible.) PayPal Acct: Feedback:

Donate to VoyForums (PayPal):

[ Login ] [ Contact Forum Admin ] [ Main index ] [ Post a new message ] [ Search | Check update time | Archives: 1 ]

[ Next Thread | Previous Thread | Next Message | Previous Message ]

Date Posted: 06:42:49 09/12/99 Sun
Author: Prometheus (alone)
Subject: NOBODY F*CKEN TALKS ABOUT LAILA AND GETS AWAY WITH IT!
In reply to: Frostbite 's message, "Yes, it is time for a change...." on 11:17:17 09/11/99 Sat

::: The scene opens once again in another EIW house show this time in the Skydome in Toronto. Two un worthy canadian jobbers are fighting each other and are boring the shit out of everyone. Back and 4th! Back and fourth! People are booing and throwing trash like pampers, coke cans, and used condoms. "Bawitdaba" starts to play as the crowd are on there feet. Prometheus runs to the ring and starts beating up the two un worthy Canadian jobbers. Prometheus throws them both out of the ring and he begins to speak :::

Prometheus: As The Thing from the Fantastic Four would say... ITS CLOBBERIN' TIME!

::: Fans are on there feet and cheering ever so wildly :::

Prometheus: Now shut up you damn canucks!

::: Fans boo :::

Prometheus: I'm here for one thing and one thing only..... it seems this guy from FFW by the name of Frostbite wants a piece of the Shadow Empire. Me and Milenko. Well listen up snow boy! This isn't anything like the FFW! This is EIW! This stands for Extremely Insane Wrestling! Why? Because we're motha f*cken extremely insane! YEAH!

::: Fans scream and a huge barrage of "yay's" are heard around the arena :::

Prometheus: SHUTUP YOU MOLSEN MOTHA F*CKA's!

::: The barrage goes from "yay's" to "boo's" :::

Prometheus: Anyway no body I mean no body talks about my Laila! NOBODY! Not you frozen prick! Not you Millenium dick! Nobody talks about muh angel! Now I am gonna put up the Shadow Empire's tag titles in a match agains the Millenium Dick and Frozen Prick! Only one stipulation though. If I win you will beg for your forgiviness to me and Laila! If we lose...... Laila will show her puppies!

::: Fans get wild :::

Prometheus: Shut up you hockey homo's!

::: Fans boo :::

Prometheus: Yes. If some how me and Milenko lose you will see muh angels puppies..... the puppies that only I get to see. But anyway I got to get the f*ck out of Canada and go to Australia for yet another interview. I'm outta here!

::: Scene fades to black :::

[ Next Thread | Previous Thread | Next Message | Previous Message ]

Replies:

Prometheus, I do whatever I want.... -- Frostbite, 07:42:35 09/14/99 Tue