........... Prometheus -- EIW roleplay Pit

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Date Posted: 16:05:50 10/01/99 Fri
Author: Xodus
Subject: ........... Prometheus

(Scene- The lights go dark at some EIW House Show in Joliette, Quebec. Then the lights begin to flicker as you hear a man yell "Is this f*ckin thing on!!!" and then "Come Out And Play" by The Offspring begins to play. The entrance way lights up with pyro as Xodus walks from the back. The fans erupt as he walks from the back. Xodus walks in the ring during a jobbers match. Xodus Evenflow DDTs the jobber and crawls into the corner. He grabs a mic. He looks to the crowd and begins to speak)

Xodus- Well it seems as if I am back. Well it is great to be home. I have come back to EIW because I saw that my worst enemy Frostbite and Matt "HOMOSEXUAL" Johnston are here. So I decided to as they say crash their party. So Matt if you think you have any balls........ oh yeah you quit EIW didn't you?? Well anyway I will get into fWo walk into the ring and kick your cany*ss all over the arena. And now to Frosty........ well Frosty I know you ever since FFW. And ever since I left you have sucked even more then before. So Frosty you and me in a Bowlry Death Cage Match. If you have the balls to fight me. Frostbite I want you not later not next week no, I want you in this ring right now! Frosty I am the master of the Evenflow DDT. I was the man......... that people in XWF called........ a ICON. But some called me a misfit. Well Frostbite you will return to this ring and fight me. I will tell you and these fans that I will beat your *ss. Frosty I will come to any event I have to and pin you 1..2..3!!!!! And your *ss will be x-tinct!!!!!! Frostbite your candy*ss is grass and son I am going to smoke it!!!!!! So find some balls in the back and bring them to Violence or Voltage because all I know is that you are going down!!!!!! Frostbite you are a complete jack*ss!!!!!! So you and me are going to tare this building down you f*ckin *ss!!!!!!!! Frosty your *ss can MEET ME AT THE X!!!!!!!!!

Xodus- And my third reason for being out here is a man named Magnum. Well Magnum you and me go back. I want your candy*ss in a match. I wanted you in a match in NWWF and you chickened out. Well here it will be you and me. So Magnum if you have the balls to fight me lets have a "Junk Yard" match. Because this is my town you walk in and you think you can just win the world title? No, son because you suck as a wrestler and you can't role play either. You see I am going to be a grand slam winner here and you will be crap like you always have been. This is my f*cking time and my f*cking federation so Magnum meet me at the next ppv because I know you will not beat Death Wish. Magnum this is my time to kick your *ss! I will beat you and become the next EIW World champion. When I take my Singapore Cane and smack your *ss with it you are going to run home and cry to your mother. Magnum you are crap and you will be put in your place. Magnum prepare for the biggest *ss whopping of your life because I rule the Junk Yard. And Magnum you can bring any weapons you want to the Junk Yard and I will bring mine. Magnum die....... die!!!!! Magnum you are crap and crap can't wrestle. Well number one with you...... you are in FFW which hell I can't figure that one out. So Magnum you and me in a JUnk Yard Match you f*ckin faggot.......... Magnum I will take my foot turn it side ways and shove it straight up your monkey *ss because I can and it is easy. So Magnum come to the EIW arena so I can kick your *ss. I don't care if you did quit EIW come back si I can barey you!!!!!!!!!

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